Have a bottle of Jack you don’t know what to do with? Put it to something constructive, the Tradewars Drinking game!

Extern runs in TWGS, take a drink.
The Egroups forum is mailbombed, take two drinks.
Space Ghost dies, take a sip. (These add up, so don’t worry)
Saint wins a Good vs Evil game, chug it.
St. Trizi’T‘s Ego is bigger than his head, take a sip.
Someone makes 50 dupes and flies them to your q-cannons, take a drink.
Barefoot makes an idiotic comment, take a sip.
Hekate updates her page, chug it.

And lastly,
If Cruncher ever gets a monitor that supports 800×600, drink till you pass out!