Stupidy is an odd creature. It has been without a hero ever since Matt Groening started writing “The Simpsons.” But as of today, Stupidity has a new champion, and his name is Timberwolf.

But don’t take my word for it, check out Timberwolf’s Ascension for yourself! Here’s a small bit:

“Severe storms affecting home sector so I ran my 700 turns quick..colonized 13K collies and dropped about 11K of those on planet 418 in 3883..that planet needs an upgrade to level 2 if someone could get to it..thanks”

This was all sent to egroups, the email group practically everyone reads. Personally, I think this needs to be inducted into Lady Ice’s Stupid newbie Things so that another champion does not spawn to decimate future generations.