The Mission: Nighthawk BBS was recently destroyed (along with the house that it was at) in a fire that was “Caused by God” as one person put it. Mission: Nighthawk was planning to host the tournament called Tradewars Survivor: Canadian Wasteland. 1 hour after the fire, God issued a press release concerning his recent smiting of Canada.

Lo, and I dids’t smite Canada for producing beer that is far more toxic to my people’s body than that produced in the fair USA. I didst choose thy hallowed Nighthawk BBS to be cleansed for it doth represent the apogee of Canadian technology. And yes, sex while a couple is engaged is still considered out of wedlock.

You heard it here first.