Twas a night b4
by Space Ghost  (Sep 18, 2000)

Twas the night before "Mail Wars"
And all on the net..
not a creature was stirring
We had nothing to fret.

The convention was all the buzz !! I cant wait to go!!
I cant wait to meet and greet all the people i know!!!
Unbekownst to me a evil plot had just started!!!!
cuz on the next morn 150 email's had Spurted!!

Hey i like a good flame war!!! ... As Many of you know.
I can recall a few fights...and i am sure i have many a foe.
The amount of email i truley never Expected!!!!!
And from Hekate!!! i would have never suspected!!!

But wait!!! Hold on!! Whats this i see!!!!
Why mail from the God Father of Tw!!
None other then my pal EleqTrizi'T !!!!!
When his ROYAL Highness post's !
I Must surely read his decree!

Hellrazor and Grazhoppa they had the most posts!!!!
A new Egroup moderator?? I had the most votes????
Best TradeWars Server a new poll for the reading.
As if ANYONE could beat E What were you guys thinking!!

The outcome of this mail war will end in one game.
Hellrazer has challenged one hell of a Dame.
Graz may not be boo but she aint a newbie either.
But if you get real lucky,,U MIGHT be able to beat her.

Time to move on and stop this negative pun.
Cuz i'm going to VEGAS Wont that be FUN!!!
Come one!! Come all!!! To the The Vegas Convention!!!!
And before i close please allow me to mention.
These poems and rhymes are not as easy as you think!!
But there is ONLY 1 Ghost of TW. And he hails from Boo! inc.