The Springer Show
by Space Ghost  (March 18, 2000)

You bitch and you moan You yawn ,,,AND you Groan.
This egroups you say.......... Keep the Whiners at Bay!
But its better <most Think> and some of you KNOW.
Then that program on TV ..You know The Jerry Springer Show.

Why We have all of it here!!.......its always a Theater..
We even Gauge our responces to the Public Meter.
The Flamers Rage on ,,The Whiners cry louder....
Brings a Tear to my Eye..I couldn't be Prouder....

The Amazing thing is..It not any Worse
No Librarian Here........Spurting Chapter and Verse.
Of Some Rules to govern me by..... and tell me not to Curse!
But let's not get off track here....Let's Go back to the First.

Cheaters And Dupers those Topics Come First!
We all like to know Whose the Worst of The Worst.
Every once in a while a point is well taken....
About How we were Treated or how someone has Mistaken

This egroup is better then any old Forum
One things for certain....It's Rarely Boring
You can make someone act ........just like a Politician
Just ask what they would do??,,,They run from the Question.

So bring out the Gripes,,,Bring it all out in here...
Call me mean names....I have nothing to Fear.
Cuz if all of you were silent..... and none of you would write.
I'd have nothing to do ..No Questions... no Poems....no Fights!!

But Trust me my friends...... keep your fingers limber,,,,
Cuz someone WILL post!..And then So will Timber!
One will say Unfair!!!! then maybe one Titled "Thats Odd!!!"
Each will have 6 or 7 responces!! all Posted By TODD!!!!!!

Boo! inc will be Back!.....Maybe not for WTC.....
But we wont Go Away.....Watch you will see....
I added a Blue,Malene is her name..
She'll Join up with KAV,<Some say he's INSANE>

The Corp's Been real Close,,Only missing one Key...
Only one person Gets killed,,,,<That Would Be Me!>
This poem is over i ......bet you think i'm a fool..
This Lymric was written,,,,By your Favorite Goul!!!