Have a bottle of Jack you don't know what to do with? Put it to something constructive, the Tradewars Drinking game!
Everytime....
Extern runs in TWGS, take a drink.
The [Egroups](https://web.archive.org/web/20000000000000*/https://www.egroups.com/docvault/tw2002/) forum is mailbombed, take two drinks.
Space Ghost dies, take a sip. (These add up, so don't worry)
Saint wins a Good vs Evil game, chug it.
[St. Trizi'T](/)'s Ego is bigger than his head, take a sip.
Someone makes 50 dupes and flies them to your q-cannons, take a drink.
Barefoot makes an idiotic comment, take a sip.
[Hekate](/files/Site%20Caps/TWLinks/index.html) updates her page, chug it.
And lastly,
If Cruncher ever gets a monitor that supports 800x600, drink till you pass out!