[Dragons Elite](https://web.archive.org/web/20000000000000*/https://home.columbus.rr.com/dragonelite/) is now hosting the USO Obituaries Page. So head on over for the latest reports on Lag-uh, I mean Deaths.
Big Lag in Little Frogland
The USO is now having to restart after the Lag monster tore down the Server that was once Frogland. After a vote, the USO is going to be moved to [Miller's Pary Board](https://web.archive.org/web/20000000000000*/https://www.mpb.com/). The game is going to start from scratch tomorrow so Everyone who was originally killed by Hellcat can get their Ass kicked one more time.