There’s been a very big lack of news lately. Most other sites have resourted to tell about their latest TV appearance, or who just joined their corporation. (Speaking of which, myself and rest of the worthlessbastard.com staff will be holding a worthless chat this Sunday at 8:00 Eastern.)

But I have a proposal: Somebody do something horrible to their house. Have it burn down, abducted by aliens, have your server melt down in a freak overclocking accident, ANYTHING! I’m personally asking Naz to take on this mission. Besides being the only Canadian I know of with no sense of humor, it would be better for something to happen to him, than say, having TheStardock’s servers get blown up.